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Tuesday, September 16, 2025

Release Blast & Review for Texts from my Exes by Rachel Van Dyken



TEXTS FROM MY EXES

Rachel Van Dyken

Release Date: September 15

Available in Kindle Unlimited

๐‘ญ๐’‚๐’Œ๐’Š๐’๐’ˆ ๐’‚ ๐’‘๐’†๐’“๐’‡๐’†๐’„๐’• ๐’†๐’™ ๐’˜๐’‚๐’” ๐’†๐’‚๐’”๐’š…๐’–๐’๐’•๐’Š๐’ ๐’Ž๐’š ๐’ƒ๐’†๐’”๐’• ๐’‡๐’“๐’Š๐’†๐’๐’… ๐’—๐’๐’๐’–๐’๐’•๐’†๐’†๐’“๐’†๐’… ๐’•๐’ ๐’‘๐’๐’‚๐’š ๐’•๐’‰๐’† ๐’‘๐’‚๐’“๐’•.”

Some people scrapbook.

I screenshot my exes’ texts.

What started as me venting my dating disasters online (creative outlet, don’t judge) has turned into a blog with actual followers—and the only thing keeping me in my dirt-cheap apartment. My grandmother-slash-landlord insists I “prove my creativity” to stay, so the blog lives on.

Except now my readers want a happy ending. With an ex.

Problem? None of my exes qualify.

So…I invent one. The perfect guy. The one that got away.

Rule #1: Never roast your exes online if they know how to read.

Rule #2: Definitely don’t make up a fake ex-boyfriend just to keep your rent low.

Rule #3: do not—under any circumstances—let your best friend discover the lie.

Because now he’s volunteered to become my fake perfect ex. And the more we fake it, the more I can’t tell if my readers are the only ones falling for the story.

Turns out, the biggest plot twist of all?

I might have been in love with him the whole time.

๐˜ˆ ๐˜ญ๐˜ข๐˜ถ๐˜จ๐˜ฉ-๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜ต-๐˜ญ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ณ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฎ-๐˜ค๐˜ฐ๐˜ฎ ๐˜ข๐˜ฃ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜ต ๐˜ฃ๐˜ข๐˜ฅ ๐˜ฃ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ๐˜ข๐˜ฌ๐˜ถ๐˜ฑ๐˜ด, ๐˜ธ๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ๐˜ด๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฃ๐˜ญ๐˜ฐ๐˜จ ๐˜ฑ๐˜ฐ๐˜ด๐˜ต๐˜ด, ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฃ๐˜ฆ๐˜ด๐˜ต ๐˜ง๐˜ณ๐˜ช๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ธ๐˜ฉ๐˜ฐ ๐˜ธ๐˜ข๐˜ด ๐˜ข๐˜ญ๐˜ธ๐˜ข๐˜บ๐˜ด ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ ๐˜ข ๐˜ง๐˜ณ๐˜ช๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ.


I thoroughly enjoyed this charming and humorous story. The characters and situations throughout the narrative elicited genuine belly laughs. The engaging plot and lovable characters made it a fun read, though at times you wanted to shake them and say, "Wake up and see what's right in front of you!"

Vex's arrival set off a chain of events that added an exciting twist to the story. Grandma Blue was a delightful character and Ezra's brother and sister -in -law added depth to the plot.

The witty banter and teasing between Ezra and others, especially when discussing his programs and speed sheets, were the highlights of the story. These moments were downright hilarious and kept me entertained throughout.

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Meet Rachel Van Dyken:

Rachel Van Dyken is the #1 New York Times, Wall Street Journal, and USA Today bestselling author of over 100 books ranging from new adult romance to mafia romance to paranormal & fantasy romance. With over four million copies sold, she's been featured in Forbes, US Weekly, and USA Today. Her books have been translated in more than 15 countries. She was one of the first romance authors to have a Kindle in Motion book through Amazon publishing and continues to strive to be on the cutting edge of the reader experience. She keeps her home in the Pacific Northwest with her husband, adorable sons, naked cat, and two dogs.

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