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Friday, June 26, 2026

Book Review for A Heartfelt M&M Romance of Unexpected Love BROKEN PRIDE by Kindle Alexander





Book Review: A Heartfelt M&M Romance of Unexpected Love

BROKEN PRIDE 

Kindle Alexander

Release Date: June 25


Blurb:

Mega movie star Slade Whitaker lives under a constant microscope. Fame, fortune, and a global fanbase come at a hefty personal price of keeping his true self tightly under wraps. One he escapes from every year to his secluded West Texas ranch, far from the relentless paparazzi and the dark side of Hollywood.

For Mason Sutton, life used to be simple. Long days spent on the rich Texas soil and the quiet, steady comfort of his beloved rodeo mare, Wildflower. But one tragic afternoon shatters everything, leaving him alone to rebuild the pieces of his life. The last thing Mason wants is a sexy temptation with a great strut wreaking havoc on his broken life.

In the quiet countryside, far from cameras and gossip columns, the line between fantasy and reality blurs. Will they risk their futures for a chance at love, or will the fear of being exposed destroy the one thing that might finally make them whole?

A steamy MM celebrity romance featuring a movie star, a Texas cowboy, small-town heat, emotional hurt/comfort, and a secret relationship that could change everything.

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Book 1 in the series Texas Pride


In recognition of current economic challenges, all Kindle Alexander titles have been reduced in price and will remain so for the foreseeable future

Description:

When two-time Academy Award winner Austin Grainger walks away from Hollywood at the height of his fame, the world thinks he’s lost his mind. But after years of flashing cameras and relentless headlines, Austin wants something real. On fifteen hundred quiet Texas acres, he finally finds peace, that is until the rancher next door makes his presence known.

Kitt Kelly isn’t the typical Texas rancher. Young, sharp, and fiercely devoted to the land his family built, he’s spent most of his life keeping one dangerous secret: he’s gay. In a community where reputation and tradition run deep, coming out would cost him everything.

When the sexiest man alive moves in next door, the spark between them is impossible to ignore. But giving in could expose Kitt’s secret and threaten the legacy he’s sworn to protect.

Now they must decide, play it safe or risk everything for a love neither of them saw coming.

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In this tender M&M romance, the author crafts a compelling story of opposites attracting, centered on Mace and Slade’s journey toward love and self-acceptance. Slade, a famous actor, and Mace, a quiet man working at his family’s small-town bar, come from very different worlds. Their chemistry ignites immediately, and through the highs and lows of their relationship, the plot explores themes of vulnerability, identity, and the extraordinary power of connection. This story earned our attention for its heartfelt emotions and richly developed characters, making it both engaging and memorable.

One of the book’s greatest strengths lies in its cast of vibrant, lovable characters. Mace’s reserved nature and guarded past contrast beautifully with Slade’s confident, somewhat possessive demeanor, creating a dynamic ripe for tension and growth. Slade’s genuine devotion is evident in how he affectionately calls Mace “my guy” or “my cowboy,” terms that never fail to bring a smile and add layers of charm. The families and friends surrounding the couple add warmth and humor, especially through witty banter and supportive camaraderie that feel authentic and enhance the story’s emotional depth.

What stood out most was the delicate handling of the characters’ vulnerabilities. Both men are not fully out, carrying personal secrets and pains that color their interactions and their world. This nuance gives the romance a realistic dimension rarely found in more conventional love stories. The plot doesn’t shy away from the difficulties that come with fame, past trauma, or coming to terms with one’s true self, making their eventual growth and mutual understanding all the more satisfying. The pacing allows us to witness significant transformations, not only in their relationship but in their individual journeys, emphasizing hope and resilience.

That said, the plot occasionally leans on some predictable romance tropes—instant attraction, possessive declarations, and protective instincts—that fans of the genre will appreciate but might feel familiar to others. However, these elements are balanced by the authentic emotional resonance and the subtle, tender moments of connection, giving the story a freshness that feels genuine rather than formulaic. Mace’s unique response to challenges adds a refreshing twist, diverging from what one might expect and keeping the reader invested.

 This is a romance that will make readers both laugh and reach for a tissue, seamlessly blending lighthearted moments with deeply moving ones. The chemistry between Slade and Mace is electric, their obstacles relatable, and their growth inspiring. If you enjoy heartfelt stories of love that push beyond stereotypes, with strong supporting characters and emotional richness, this book is definitely worth your time. It reminds us that love isn’t always straightforward, but with patience and courage, it can be transformative.

Ultimately, this story invites reflection on what it means to truly see someone beyond their surface and to fight for love despite life’s challenges. It’s a celebration of finding your person in the most unexpected places—and doing so without losing yourself in the process. As you close the book, you might find yourself wondering: what secret parts of ourselves do we keep hidden, and who is brave enough to love them anyway?


Meet Kindle Alexander:

Best Selling Author Kindle Alexander is an innovative writer who writes romance in the male/male genre. 

It's always a surprise to see what's coming next!

Usually, I try for funny. Humor is a major part of my life - I love to laugh, and it seems to be the thing I do in most situations - regardless of the situation, but jokes are a tricky deal. I don't want to offend anyone and jokes tend to offend. So instead I'm going to tell you about Kindle.

I tragically lost my sixteen year old daughter to a drunk driver. She had just been home, it was early in the night and I heard the accident happen. I'll never forget that moment. The sirens were immediate and something inside me just knew. I left my house, drove straight to the accident on nothing more than instinct. I got to be there when my little girl died - weirdly, I consider that a true gift from above. She didn't have to be alone.

That time in my life was terrible. It's everything you think it would be times about a billion. I love that kid. I loved being her mother and I loved watching her grow into this incredibly beautiful person, both inside and out. She was such a gift to me. To have it all ripped away so suddenly broke me.

Her name was Kindle. Honest to goodness - it was her name and she died a few weeks before Amazon released their brand new Kindle ereader. She had no idea it was coming out and she would have finally gotten her name on something! Try finding a ruler with the name Kindle on it.. It never happened.

Through the course of that crippling event I was lucky enough to begin to write with a dear friend in the fan fiction world of Facebook. She got me through those dark days with her unwavering support and friendship. There wasn't a time she wasn't there for me. We've built a world where Kindle lives and stands for peace, love and harmony. It's its own kind of support group. I know without question I wouldn't be here today without her.

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Review for Property of Cobalt by DM. Earl


Title: Property of Cobalt: Kings of Anarchy MC: Indiana 

Author: D.M. Earl 

Genre: Dark Romantic Suspense & MC Romance 

Release Date: June 15, 2026 

He's a ruthless predator. She's his prey. Together, it's about to get wild.

COBALT

President of the Kings of Anarchy MC Chapter in Tranquility, Indiana, Brett "Cobalt" Waters feels nothing close to tranquil. Taking over his father's vile and ruthless business keeps him high strung and on edge. After all, he has lives to save and lives to end if he wants to expand the business successfully and lucratively without getting picked up by the law. But when his new business venture brings him face to face with a vulnerable and battered woman, his protective instincts go into overdrive.

JULIE

Accountant Julie Drake knows fraud when she sees it. Questioning the numbers on a new account proves perilous when she pries too deep. Now, there's a bounty on her head. There's only one man who's willing to believe her and protect her. Unfortunately, Julie doesn't realize that Cobalt is the same criminal who’s been hired to eliminate her.

As Julie and Cobalt grow closer, Cobalt's loyalties are tested. How can he destroy the one thing he's been looking for his entire life?Welcome to the Kings of Anarchy MC, where the Kings rule in chaos, and the open road is our Kingdom. With 42 of your favorite authors penning their own chapters in this outlaw empire, you'll dive into a world where rules are a thing of the past. Here, nobody messes with the Kings or lays a hand on their property—because these badass bikers claim their lovers with pride. Enter a universe where loyalty is everything, legends are born, and every ride is unforgettable.

Are you ready to ride with the Kings of Anarchy MC?

AMAZON


We loved diving headfirst into this fresh series led by Cobalt (also known as Liam), Julie, and her brother, Stash, who had us instantly enveloped in a world brimming with suspense, sharp wit, and layered characters. This book stands out as an engaging blend of romantic suspense and drama that’s well worth the spotligh especially from an author who has long been a favorite of ours in the motorcycle club romance genre. What immediately captivates is the vivid cast of characters, none sharper than Julie herself. Her snarky humor and fiery personality light up the plot, making her both relatable and entertaining. She’s not just comic relief; her intelligence and feisty nature fuel many of the story’s memorable moments. Equally compelling is the mysterious Incubus, whose dark intensity evokes echoes of the beloved Shadow from previous works, promising an exciting next installment focused on him. The plot weaves together familiar themes of family loyalty, betrayal, revenge, and second chances with fresh twists and strong chemistry between Julie and Colbalt. Stash's betrayal crosses paths with the Kings of Anarchy, adding a fascinating layer, effectively merging two worlds in a way that feels like dumb luck. This storyline doesn’t shy away from exploring the darker sides of human nature, particularly how greed can corrode decency, which enriches the plot beyond a typical romance. What truly sets the book apart is its pacing and tone. From start to finish, the story is a page-turner loaded with surprises, peppered by Julie’s razor-sharp banter. The author’s skill at creating this plot made us invested so much that we feel intimately involved in every twist and turn that happens throughout. The complex plot doesn’t just entertain; it challenges us to stay alert and emotionally invested. The twist at the end feels both earned and perfectly timed. The start of this new series skillfully balances action-packed intrigue with humor and heartfelt moments, anchored by memorable characters who linger long after the last page. Those who enjoy layered storytelling with strong, witty protagonists and a dark edge will find much to love here. If you’re hesitant about starting yet another series, rest assured, this one holds the author’s signature quality and promises exciting developments ahead. As the story unfolds and the stakes rise, one can’t help but wonder: how far will loyalty and love stretch when faced with the shadows of betrayal?



Chapter 1 COBALT“What the fuck is taking so long to get that pain in my ass in the goddamn metal box and in the crisper? For Christ’s sake, there have been nights where we ran an assembly line with bodies, but tonight you can’t get one in there together. You two idiots have been messing with that asshole for the last twenty minutes. Move, you stupid bastards, I should’ve done it myself. If you want shit done right, do it your motherfuckin’ yourself. Get out of my way, ya two useless pieces of shit.”Listening to my enforcer, Incubus, ripping our newer prospects a new asshole almost brings a smirk to my face, though I’m gonna have to rein him in before he scares these newbies out of our Indiana chapter of the Kings of Anarchy. Son of a bitch, I think to myself as I make my way to the incinerator, I never thought, when I finally took over for my cantankerous ol’ man and became president of the Indiana chapter, I’d be working harder than when I was just a member and brother. Especially doing this pain in the ass kind of work with the patch I’m currently wearing on my kutte. Now that my head is out of my own ass and I’m head of our chapter, I know there isn’t a job within our club or out there in our world—where I walk through on both sides of the law—that if needed, I’d have to get my hands dirty no matter who the fuck I am. When I give it any thought, these scarred paws of mine haven’t been clean in so many goddamn years.The fucker is squealing like a pig off to the slaughterhouse, so I move quickly to the far table to grab some duct tape to shut this motherfucker up before my head blows. I move back to where my brothers are working and rip off a large piece. I push one of the prospects out of the damn way and put the tape over the asshole’s mouth, bringing instant quiet to the area and my ears stop ringing. My eyes catch both of the prospects looking at me like I hung the fucking moon, for Christ’s sake. Incubus is working on removing all the dude’s clothing and jewelry. Even though this bastard thinks he’s getting fried, the original request came in to remove all personal items off of him and hand them off to one of the client’s employees. For the money we are making to shake and bake one dude, I personally don’t care what they want. If they had asked for a hand or eyeball, would have given them someone’s, no questions asked. I smell it before I shift my eyes to see the guy has not only pissed but also shit himself. For a brief second I do feel bad for him. Been thinking lately that maybe I’m getting soft, or maybe it’s just my ol’ man’s voice in my head. Then it hits me that, in all good conscience, I can’t go through with this shit as both Incubus and I are in the know and the prospects ain’t. I turn and hit one of the drawers, pulling out a syringe, and walk back to where everyone is standing. Incubus just finished cutting off all the dude’s clothes and is now ripping any and all jewelry off of him. I can see the absolute terror in his eyes, watching me, though it’s Incubus who moans when he sees what’s in my hand.“Shit, Prez, really? I was looking forward to hearing this jagoff begging then howling as the heat took over right before the sizzle, as he starts to cook like bacon in a frying pan. Now I won’t hear a goddamn thing. When did our club of degenerates start going soft just like this dude’s dick right now?”I stare hard at Incubus until he starts to twitch, which says a lot for this bastard. We served and were in a prisoner of war camp for months together, and I never saw him squirm or give any indication of fear or pain, no matter what was done to him. Underneath all his gruff and posing, he’s a damn good friend and excellent member of this club. I just can’t let this go on the way he’s been playing with me lately, being vocal in front of others. Maybe he’s right and I’m getting soft and, personally, I don’t give a fuck if I am. Gotta have a little humanity some days. I look down to the dude in the box, lying in his own piss and shit, right before I rip the tape off his face, which has him screaming, crying, and begging. Gotta shut him up so I wave the syringe in front of his face, which has him instantly going quiet with just a few sniffles.“This is more than you deserve, but I’m feeling generous tonight. You had a contract with our client that you broke, and you know the rules, asshole. Then when you didn’t hold up your end they warned you numerous times, which you ignored. That’s when they came to us. Their request is that we end your miserable life and since we were well paid, that is exactly what we are gonna do. Once I put this needle in your arm, within a few minutes you’ll fall into a deep fucking sleep and, if you’re lucky, won’t feel a goddamn thing. No, don’t want to hear you beg me or lie to my face, telling me you’re not guilty. None of that is my problem. We were paid to do a job and that’s what we’re doing.” When I go to pull the cover off the needle, he softly starts to talk after clearing his throat. “Hang on one minute, please. I’m not going to fight or cause you any trouble. Just need a favor, which I have no right to ask, but I have to. You’re right, I should have held up my end of the deal, but there were extreme circumstances that prevented me from doing just that. Not going to go into it but those assholes knew, and when I begged for mercy and a bit more time they laughed and beat the fuck out of me. I paid partial payments to show good faith and when they told me those payments weren’t gonna go toward my loan because it wasn’t a full payment, knew I was screwed. When I asked for my money back they beat the fuck out of me again. So yeah, you’re right, mister, I should have held up my end but those mafia guys are total assholes, and worse, liars. I’d do it again if it gave me the time with my mom I had. She died of stage four cervical cancer a week ago and, thank Christ, you didn’t pick me up before her funeral. If I wasn’t there my sister would have had a heart attack. Thank you for your kindness, guess I’m as ready as I’m ever going to be. Oh shit, if a woman named Julie somehow starts askin’ questions, please don’t tell her anything and get her the hell outta this town. If those mafia guys find out she’s my sister, oh fuck, can’t think of what they’d do to her for their own fun and games.” My brain is flying through all of what he just said as I hear a very gruff “son of a bitch,” which comes from Incubus. Guess he’s feeling the same way I am, which is the mafia is using us to end this guy, apparently, without telling us the damn truth. Now what do I do? If we don’t finish this and our asshole contact, Anthony, finds out; it’s war with the mafia, which is something I don’t fucking need. But can we honestly end this guy’s life for falling on hard times? I mean, if what he is telling us is the truth, he tried to pay his debt off, even if it was partially. I can bet my ass the money he borrowed was for something to do with his ma’s cancer and treatment. Just that thought brings up my own mom, who also was taken by that god-awful disease. Shit, knowing we are bringing hell down on our club, I silently scream in my head when I hear Incubus telling the prospects to run to the other side of our building and find a John Doe who’s about the same size as the guy in the box. With puzzled looks on their faces, but smart enough not to ask any questions, they both turn and make their way out of the crematory, and I’m guessing they are going back to the cemetery side. “All right, Cobalt, what’s your plan? I know you can’t go through with this bullshit, and I don’t question you ever, but we better have a way for this to work for our club. Help me get him out. Asshole, what’s your name?” With wide eyes that are following every move Incubus makes, he once again clears his throat. “I go by Stash, though my name is James but most call me Jimmy.” We both reach for an arm and pull Stash up to a sitting position. Something clicks so I start firing off questions, asking what he did for a living, where he lived, did he have family besides his sister? Without hesitation he answers each and every one of my questions. A thought crosses my mind when he tells me he works in technology, mainly programming and coding. I glance at Incubus, who’s got a shit-eating grin on his face, which tells me once again we’re on the same page. Stash tells us he was living in one of those apartments you rent by the month and he thinks the Mob took all of his shit when they grabbed him the last time. Hesitantly, I bring up his sister, which he tells me is living in a B&B on the outskirts of town and has her own life. Stash continues telling us he tries to keep her away from any shit he’s involved in. The hair on the back of my neck is standing up when I realize what he just told us about his sister. I like all of his answers as we pull him outta the box, telling him to hang on, just as the prospects come back in dragging a body. I hear the pull in of breath but Stash doesn’t say a word. I noticed one prospect has some scrubs under his arm with those flip-flops you get when you are entered into prison. I watch Nickel walk toward Stash, handing him the clothes, along with a container of wipes to clean off with. Dreamer drags the corpse to where Incubus is watching and waiting. Together they lift him into the metal box, then Incubus proceeds to remove the clothes, tossing them into the incinerator behind him. The smell is nauseating but it is what it is, we all have gotten used to it. Obviously Stash can’t stand the smell as he starts to gag. Nickel kicks the garbage can his way just in time. I walk toward the door, reaching for my cell. Finding the number I want, I hit it and hear it ringing. “Yeah, Cobalt, what’s up? Did y’all finish the cookout?” Everything we talk about on our phones is generally in some kind of code, never know if someone is listening. “Psycho, meet me back at the house, will ya, brother? We need to talk.” I can hear him moving around and when he tells someone to “shut the fuck up, get dressed, and get the hell out of here” I kind of feel bad interrupting, but hey, he signed up to be my vice president. “Yeah, Prez, be there in under thirty minutes. Need me to pick anything up?” I rack my brain for a second then give him a short list of shit before hanging up. Turning, I’m just in time to see the metal box moving toward the inside of the contraption that is probably hotter than hell. Stash is looking between all of us but isn’t saying a word. This poor motherfucker has been through the wringer. Walking up to him I see his body tense but he holds his ground. Nice is my thought when I stop in front of him. “Stash, today is your lucky day. We are gonna take you back to our clubhouse and make you an offer you won’t be able to say no to. Well, that’s if you have any brain cells left in your head, motherfucker. One last question, which B&B is your sister Julie staying at? We need to bring her in also, don’t argue, you bastard. Only way she’s gonna stay breathing. Now on that offer, ya don’t have to take it, we will still help ya out but the one thing you won’t get is our protection. Choice is yours. For now, gonna have to ride bitch with one of the prospects. Not a far ride, but it’s kinda cold out. Let me grab ya one of my lined hoodies. Here, fucker, suck on this mint, you smell like vomit. Let’s ride.” I can see both Dreamer and Nickel bickering about who is going to have Stash riding bitch. I look to Incubus, who shrugs his shoulders. My eyes pin onto Dreamer, who drops his head before he looks back up and nods. All it takes most times is a look with all of our prospects. I’m known to be fair and demanding. Not a bad thing is my thought as I make my way to my bike to pull a hoodie out of one of my bags. I walk back to Stash and hand it to him and hear his soft thanks before going back to my bike, switching it on. As the prospects head back to the clubhouse, Incubus and I make our way to the B&B to pick up Stash’s sister, Julie, before the pain in my ass Mob finds her out there all by herself with no protection. I know one thing we don’t need is another babysitting job. Thinking to myself that this day can’t get any worse, then I remind myself of the club superstitions. If you say or think it then your worst thoughts might come true. The damn shit these brothers put into my head is starting to weigh me down.

D.M. Earl is a U.S.A. Today Bestselling Author who spins stories about real life situations with characters that are authentic, genuine, and sincere. Each of her stories allow the characters to come to life with each turn of the page while they try to find their HEA through much drama and angst. D.M. finds ideas for her next story from within those around her and what she experiences in daily life. Each book has a part of her left behind in it. She lives in Northwest Indiana married to her best friend who was instrumental in the start of her writing career in 2014. When not writing D.M. loves to read, play with her seven fur-babies (yeah crazy) and ride her Harley Dyna Lowrider.

“Enjoy this Ride we call Life.” Remember we only get one chance.


Review for Immortal's Honor by Rebecca Zanetti


Book Review: Dark Protector Series – A Thrilling Blend of Action, Romance, and Immortal Intrigue


Currently Available in Kindle Unlimited

Blurb
From award-winning author Rebecca Zanetti comes the newest wildly thrilling Dark Protectors novel with an immortal hero to die for.

First comes danger . . .
When Vampire-Demon Sam Kyllwood discovers he’s the keeper of some mysterious circle, he laughs it off. When he finds out that his younger brother is supposed to fight to the death in said circle, he snaps right to furious. And that’s before he starts uncontrollably making things explode —it turns out it’s never too late to develop deadly new immortal abilities. But even those explosions are nothing compared to what happens when he tries to handle a very suspicious, brilliant and beyond sexy human female whose piercing eyes ignite a heat that rages deliciously outside even his unbreakable control…

Then comes desire . . .
Honor McDovall is one of the best interrogators Homeland Security has ever had. But no matter how well she appears to fit in, her mystical gifts are slowly driving her mad. She doesn't understand them, she doesn't want them, but for now, she'll use them to detect and defeat danger until she completely loses her mind. Unfortunately, her job brings her face to face with the deadliest man she's ever met—and she senses Sam is even more gifted than she is. Yet once they kiss, she realizes he's also more dangerous than the enemies suddenly coming from every direction. Good thing they both like to play with fire . . .

This is a fast-paced, enthralling fantasy world where vampires, demons, and immortals clash in a richly imagined universe. This story centers on Sam Kyllwood, a vampire-demon warrior, and Honor McDoval, an enhanced human female with extraordinary gifts, as they navigate danger, desire, and destiny. With its blend of supernatural action and sizzling romance, this book offers a compelling addition to the series that will satisfy genre enthusiasts and newcomers alike.

What makes this book stand out—beyond its gripping plot—is the dynamic between its leads and the imaginative way the author builds on the immortal mythos. Honor's enhancements, particularly her human lie-detector ability, not only raise the stakes by making her a coveted prize of the Kurjan empire. Sam, as the stoic yet tender protector, emerges as an especially compelling protagonist—his patience and unwavering loyalty add depth to his warrior persona, making him a standout character. He is known as the keeper working with the seven immortals, preparing to face Ulric.

The chemistry between Sam and Honor crackles from page one, creating an intense emotional and physical tension that elevates the plot. Their push-pull dynamic adds nuance to the romance, while the mysterious absence of a mating mark injects intrigue and suspense into their relationship. These layers of complexity enrich the story and keep readers invested in both the external conflicts and the personal stakes.

Humor also plays a surprisingly strong role here, with several laugh-out-loud scenes sprinkled throughout. Particularly memorable are episodes set in the bear nation, where the couple's use of Honor's abilities leads to some delightfully unexpected—and often hilarious—situations. This infusion of lightheartedness provides a well-timed counterbalance to the darker themes of betrayal, war, and survival, making the reading experience refreshingly well-rounded.

The supporting cast deserves special mention. The author populates the plot with a vibrant ensemble of fantastical immortals from diverse nations, all united by a common cause. Each character is imbued with distinctive traits and motivations, creating a richly textured social tapestry that deepens the worldbuilding and emotional resonance. Their interactions add layers of complexity and camaraderie that enhance the main storyline without ever overshadowing the protagonists.

In conclusion, this installment of the Dark Protector series delivers a thrilling cocktail of action, romance, and camaraderie, punctuated by laugh-out-loud moments and heartfelt emotions. If you enjoy paranormal fantasy with complex characters and an intricate plot that balances tension and humor, this story will likely captivate you from start to finish. Fans of vampire and immortal romances will find much to love in Sam and Honor’s journey—and even those new to this universe are invited to dive into its rich, imaginative depths.

Ultimately, the book leaves lingering questions about destiny, loyalty, and what it truly means to find one’s mate amidst chaos—a perfect setup for subsequent adventures that readers will eagerly anticipate.



New York Times, USA Today, Publishers Weekly and #1 Amazon bestselling author Rebecca Zanetti has published more than sixty novels, which have been translated into several languages, with more than five million copies sold world-wide. Her books have received Publishers Weekly starred reviews and have been featured in Entertainment Weekly, Woman’s World, and Women’s Day Magazines. Her novels have also been included in Amazon best books of the year and have been favorably reviewed in both the Washington Post and the New York Times Book Reviews. Rebecca has ridden in a locked Chevy trunk, has asked the unfortunate delivery guy to release her from a set of handcuffs, and has discovered the best silver mine shafts in which to bury a body…all in the name of research. Honest.